Crazy Random Rap 2

by Horrible Fiction

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lyrics

That water went down my goozle the wrong way
Peace love and chicken grease that's my forte
Let's head to Raxacoricofallapatorius
I'm a flibbertigibbet that's pretty glorious
in my next life i wanna be a manly fox
a lot of old people love butterscotch
i do quite enjoy saying five and nine
power rangers say it's morphin time
giraffe eating tacos are tacos who eat giraffes
velcro shoes on a duck would make me laugh
i like bananas but am allergic to coconut
a callipygian is one who has a nice butt
if there was food here we'd cheer for beer
and we'd be smiling from ear to ear

this song wont make you any more clever
it may get stuck in your head i do pledge
the universe goes on forever
i know you probably think dude. no edge.

disapproving turtle likes to give convictions
uturn youth group loves horrible fiction
a flying leprechaun uses a superman toothbrush
i am a gryffindor i am not a hufflepuff
i want you to know that potassium is K
you can find it in bananas and yoplait
a pomegranate milkshake is a possibility
bacon doesnt have the swappability ability
that is because bacon goes with waffles
bread and cheese, all the way to falafels
I enjoy throwing glowsticks sometimes
and an ocean of broccoli would be fine
I'm allergic to cats but not cashews
here's a plug, i make raps about nerdy news.

this song wont make you any more clever
it may get stuck in your head i do pledge
the universe goes on forever
i know you probably think dude. no edge.

i wonder what would happen if you gave a sonic screwdriver to a gingerbread knight
do you think he might cave and throw a pebble at a tardis to start a fight
Zebra pillow-pets wearing princess costumes are giving me night terrors
That's not cheese! That's my thumb! oops there's an error.

this song wont make you any more clever
it may get stuck in your head i do pledge
the universe goes on forever
i know you probably think dude. no edge.

weasel boogers and raccoons on my shirt
you can call it slop but i'll call it dirt
koalas sleep up to 20 hours a day
I'm pretty excited for Hunger games
tobasco sauce was created down south
cups that drink from humans must have mouths
green corn makes an evil tomato
a whale jumping on a stone would make my day tho
bumblebees could be in sycammore trees
and Robin's cape may have fleas
sunglasses on a pokemon is cool
taco tierra probably serves fast food
you eat lemon pudding chips with a spoon
and then for dissert a carrot flavored ballon

this song wont make you any more clever
it may get stuck in your head i do pledge
the universe goes on forever
i know you probably think dude. no edge.

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released March 17, 2012

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